Life

LIFE

Life is what happens to you in the process of achieving death. This brief interlude is filled with merriment ,pranks and hairy schemes that are only funny to the observers . There is no cure . And this condition is unfortunately deemed terminal(a prank in its own right)

ACROBATICS

This is a condition innate to married men. No one quite knows why it happens but it does Get you out of "Foot in Mouth "which personally I Think is the most acrobatic thing you can do (research pending.)

BOUNCING BABIES)

It is in the humble opinion of this researcher that there may be some truth to this puzzling phenomenon .In truth I had despaired of proving this phenomenon until baby #23.
Now if these kind gentlemen would take these constricting white jackets off .I would have a much more definite answer

CATS
The rulers of the universe seem to have it good in this culture.
The populace is well trained and even a hint of rebellion is quashed by their secret police (Harsh but Brutal) PETA

DOGS
Good eating in any verse

ETERNITY

Apparently, control on eternity is not just in the purview of one organization in this verse. . Unlike most, eternity is shared equally between the DMV and evangelist sermons


FISH

Are tired of having hooks in their mouth

to be continued  when i am bored  :)